GuyPimpsWorthy's Trading List
Welcome to the Pimp Slap Emporium! We don't slap our customers, we slap the market to get you the best prices! Feel free to start a trade whenever you see me online (or offline). Usually active between the hours of 09-21 TCT
Last trade made by this trader: 1 day, 22 hours ago
Prices last updated: 20 minutes ago
Plushies
| Item Name | Buy Price | |
|---|---|---|
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Plushie Set | $299,226 |
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Camel Plushie | $69,185 |
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Lion Plushie | $48,364 |
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Panda Plushie | $46,938 |
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Monkey Plushie | $31,354 |
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Red Fox Plushie | $29,728 |
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Nessie Plushie | $28,254 |
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Chamois Plushie | $13,962 |
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Jaguar Plushie | $12,849 |
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Stingray Plushie | $4,640 |
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Wolverine Plushie | $4,009 |
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Kitten Plushie | $490 |
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Sheep Plushie | $473 |
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Teddy Bear Plushie | $468 |
Flowers
| Item Name | Buy Price | |
|---|---|---|
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Flower Set | $299,226 |
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Tribulus Omanense | $58,389 |
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Peony | $52,556 |
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African Violet | $46,445 |
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Cherry Blossom | $36,161 |
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Heather | $33,863 |
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Ceibo Flower | $31,010 |
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Edelweiss | $12,284 |
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Banana Orchid | $7,760 |
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White Lily | $4,476 |
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Crocus | $3,393 |
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Orchid | $3,366 |
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Dahlia | $2,363 |
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Bunch of Black Roses | $450 |
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Single Red Rose | $395 |
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Dozen Roses | $319 |
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Daffodil | $311 |
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Bunch of Carnations | $282 |
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Funeral Wreath | $270 |
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Bunch of Flowers | $267 |
Drugs
| Item Name | Buy Price | |
|---|---|---|
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Xanax | $830,000 |
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Ecstasy | $33,163 |
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Opium | $21,477 |
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LSD | $19,950 |
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Cannabis | $6,640 |
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Speed | $2,621 |
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PCP | $2,401 |
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Shrooms | $1,802 |
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Ketamine | $1,719 |
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Vicodin | $939 |
Energy Drinks
| Item Name | Buy Price | |
|---|---|---|
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Can of X-MASS | $3,851,532 |
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Can of Taurine Elite | $3,846,227 |
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Can of Red Cow | $2,340,687 |
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Can of Rockstar Rudolph | $2,337,596 |
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Can of Santa Shooters | $1,789,259 |
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Can of Munster | $1,781,463 |
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Can of Crocozade | $1,250,424 |
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Can of Damp Valley | $825,398 |
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Can of Goose Juice | $396,481 |
Boosters
| Item Name | Buy Price | |
|---|---|---|
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Parachute | $404,955,000 |
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Boxing Gloves | $403,868,032 |
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Dumbbells | $403,379,998 |
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Skateboard | $394,695,025 |
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Book of Carols | $13,068,870 |
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Feathery Hotel Coupon | $13,512,403 |
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Erotic DVD | $4,155,732 |
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Gift Card | $2,716,569 |
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Lawyer's Business Card | $215,496 |
Alcohol
| Item Name | Buy Price | |
|---|---|---|
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Bottle of Christmas Spirit | $1,267,049 |
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Bottle of Green Stout | $846,932 |
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Bottle of Moonshine | $807,461 |
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Bottle of Stinky Swamp Punch | $241,234 |
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Bottle of Mistletoe Madness | $240,217 |
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Bottle of Christmas Cocktail | $135,790 |
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Bottle of Wicked Witch | $125,919 |
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Bottle of Minty Mayhem | $125,082 |
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Bottle of Pumpkin Brew | $47,465 |
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Bottle of Kandy Kane | $47,294 |
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Bottle of Champagne | $2,778 |
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Bottle of Sake | $2,375 |
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Bottle of Beer | $868 |
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Bottle of Tequila | $844 |
Medical
| Item Name | Buy Price | |
|---|---|---|
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Neumune Tablet | $850,000 |
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Ipecac Syrup | $39,699 |
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Blood Bag : Irradiated | $28,497 |
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Blood Bag : B- | $22,887 |
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Blood Bag : AB- | $20,964 |
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Blood Bag : O- | $20,113 |
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Blood Bag : B+ | $17,393 |
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Blood Bag : AB+ | $16,965 |
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Blood Bag : A- | $16,627 |
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Blood Bag : O+ | $16,192 |
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Blood Bag : A+ | $15,960 |
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Empty Blood Bag | $15,419 |
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Morphine | $13,851 |
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First Aid Kit | $9,941 |
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Small First Aid Kit | $4,631 |
Temporary
| Item Name | Buy Price | |
|---|---|---|
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Serotonin | $1,170,488 |
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Epinephrine | $810,054 |
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Tyrosine | $541,181 |
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Glitter Bomb | $461,834 |
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Party Popper | $295,199 |
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Melatonin | $271,247 |
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Molotov Cocktail | $83,583 |
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Smoke Grenade | $67,546 |
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Tear Gas | $45,447 |
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Snowball | $37,593 |
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Throwing Knife | $26,648 |
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Flash Grenade | $22,721 |
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HEG | $13,566 |
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Claymore Mine | $13,194 |
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Stick Grenade | $11,952 |
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Grenade | $6,273 |
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Trout | $4,024 |
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Pepper Spray | $1,350 |
Candy
| Item Name | Buy Price | |
|---|---|---|
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Birthday Cupcake | $4,493,915 |
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Bag of Humbugs | $664,087 |
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Jawbreaker | $347,035 |
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Bag of Sherbet | $338,293 |
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Pixie Sticks | $336,147 |
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Bag of Reindeer Droppings | $142,295 |
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Bag of Chocolate Truffles | $138,102 |
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Bag of Bloody Eyeballs | $80,244 |
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Pink Easter Egg | $80,085 |
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Bag of Tootsie Rolls | $78,068 |
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Orange Easter Egg | $62,700 |
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Bag of Candy Kisses | $51,599 |
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Big Box of Chocolate Bars | $51,040 |
Special
| Item Name | Buy Price | |
|---|---|---|
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Poison Mistletoe | $66,916,478 |
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Strippogram Voucher | $19,295,068 |
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Casino Pass | $13,671,682 |
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Business Class Ticket | $7,290,368 |
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Small Explosive Device | $5,237,197 |
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Horse's Head | $3,095,353 |
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Dog Poop | $1,120,601 |
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Christmas Cracker | $1,056,937 |
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Toilet Paper | $1,052,150 |
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Stink Bombs | $1,031,651 |
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Vanity Hand Mirror | $3,935 |
Supply Pack
| Item Name | Buy Price | |
|---|---|---|
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Heavy Arms Cache | $295,949,192 |
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Armor Cache | $239,249,999 |
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Medium Arms Cache | $143,999,889 |
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Melee Cache | $96,712,496 |
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Small Arms Cache | $94,222,398 |
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Goodie Bag | $31,512,721 |
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Donator Pack | $22,584,028 |
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Six-Pack of Energy Drink | $15,402,619 |
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Naughty Cache | $4,854,662 |
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Injury Cache | $5,485,986 |
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Keg of Beer | $5,486,327 |
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Wannabe Cache | $4,105,693 |
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Drug Pack | $4,119,823 |
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Elegant Cache | $3,335,631 |
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Cutesy Cache | $3,057,229 |
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Gentleman Cache | $3,017,544 |
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Tin of Treats | $1,369,732 |
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Elderly Cache | $1,053,158 |
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Box of Grenades | $1,023,867 |
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Lottery Voucher | $858,469 |
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Six-Pack of Alcohol | $841,658 |
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Denim Cache | $814,530 |
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Box of Medical Supplies | $265,954 |
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Stash Box | $46,603 |
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Billfold | $37,481 |
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Zip Wallet | $5,995 |
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Clutch | $5,654 |
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Cardholder | $5,324 |
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Old Wallet | $4,110 |
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Coin Purse | $3,232 |
Enhancers
| Item Name | Buy Price | |
|---|---|---|
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Balaclava | $11,628,000 |
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Large Suitcase | $9,162,346 |
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Office Chair | $6,300,000 |
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Windproof Lighter | $6,205,498 |
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Medium Suitcase | $3,331,696 |
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Heavy Duty Padlock | $2,500,903 |
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Screwdriver | $2,091,332 |
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Magnifying Glass | $1,429,061 |
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Rosary Beads | $1,348,698 |
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Duct Tape | $911,496 |
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Small Suitcase | $906,783 |
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Paint Mask | $642,590 |
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Ergonomic Keyboard | $455,117 |
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Tumble Dryer | $444,407 |
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Chloroform | $388,079 |
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Latex Gloves | $360,000 |
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High-Speed Drive | $358,114 |
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Tracking Device | $243,291 |
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Wireless Dongle | $200,184 |
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Advanced Driving Manual | $162,878 |
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Fanny Pack | $144,115 |
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Mountain Bike | $97,140 |
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Megaphone | $69,333 |
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Flashlight | $65,822 |
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Cut-Throat Razor | $21,929 |
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Glasses | $8,386 |
Tools
| Item Name | Buy Price | |
|---|---|---|
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Hot Foil Stamper | $8,897,540 |
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Thimble | $5,472,310 |
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Cassock | $4,152,184 |
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Embosser | $3,738,558 |
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Cemetery Key | $3,038,972 |
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Firewalk Virus | $2,468,135 |
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Metal Detector | $1,017,736 |
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Tunneling Virus | $882,457 |
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RF Detector | $838,094 |
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Armored Virus | $674,404 |
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Stealth Virus | $582,063 |
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Polymorphic Virus | $525,000 |
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Net | $621,143 |
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Perforator | $338,415 |
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Police Badge | $219,520 |
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Polishing Pad | $213,496 |
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ATM Key | $202,104 |
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Wax Seal Stamp | $182,653 |
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Window Breaker | $180,150 |
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DSLR Camera | $134,680 |
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Crucible | $119,705 |
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Card Programmer | $117,350 |
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Grinding Stone | $117,188 |
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Core Drill | $102,059 |
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Graver | $105,288 |
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Lost and Found Office Key | $99,819 |
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Skeleton Key | $71,762 |
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Angle Grinder | $62,648 |
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Heat Sink | $47,227 |
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Printer | $44,164 |
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Lockpicks | $44,066 |
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Dental Mirror | $43,653 |
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Cigar Cutter | $30,869 |
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Ladder | $16,992 |
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Coat Hanger | $16,375 |
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Typewriter | $15,724 |
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Sewing Kit | $15,267 |
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Blanket | $6,569 |
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HPCPU | $5,486 |
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Laptop | $4,496 |
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Jemmy | $4,367 |
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Simple Virus | $3,896 |
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Torn City Times | $3,780 |
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Water Block | $3,006 |
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Lump of Coal | $2,643 |
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Lighter | $2,313 |
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Card Skimmer | $2,148 |
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Scissors | $2,092 |
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Wire Cutters | $2,052 |
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Fountain Pen | $2,037 |
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Remote Detonator | $2,043 |
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Permanent Marker | $1,828 |
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Binoculars | $1,647 |
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Computer Fan | $1,389 |
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Hand Drill | $466 |
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Wheelbarrow | $454 |
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Personal Computer | $428 |
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Spy Camera | $414 |
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Bolt Cutters | $386 |
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Shovel | $382 |
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PSU | $356 |
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Car Battery | $341 |
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eCPU | $327 |
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Credit Card | $321 |
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CPU | $327 |
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Double Cut File | $310 |
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Handkerchief | $275 |
Materials
| Item Name | Buy Price | |
|---|---|---|
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Cesium-137 | $336,083,184 |
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Shaped Charge | $392,422 |
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Anchor | $268,999 |
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Bonded Latex | $198,617 |
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Blowtorch | $155,598 |
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ID Badge | $110,821 |
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Certificate Seal | $96,872 |
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Thermite | $83,395 |
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Hydrochloric Acid | $79,156 |
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Fire Extinguisher | $76,180 |
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C4 Explosive | $59,027 |
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Magnesium Shavings | $45,815 |
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Printing Paper | $44,247 |
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Blank Casino Chips | $40,673 |
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Potassium Nitrate | $37,030 |
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Picture Frame | $30,910 |
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Oxygen Tank | $23,979 |
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Bleach | $22,905 |
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Glow Stick | $20,691 |
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Methane Tank | $20,200 |
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Hydrogen Tank | $19,859 |
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Brass Ingot | $18,974 |
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Kerosene | $17,651 |
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Bank Statement | $17,611 |
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Sand | $17,596 |
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Medical Bill | $17,542 |
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Lye | $16,858 |
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Bucket | $14,987 |
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PVC Cards | $12,208 |
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Inkwell | $10,796 |
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Paper Towels | $9,373 |
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Crushed Enamel | $8,503 |
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Razor Wire | $8,020 |
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Stick of Dynamite | $7,943 |
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Diesel | $4,323 |
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Aluminum Plate | $3,580 |
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Igniter Cord | $2,232 |
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Lubricant | $2,163 |
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Dog Treats | $1,804 |
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Zip Ties | $1,699 |
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Floor Cleaner | $761 |
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Glue | $754 |
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Fruitcake | $725 |
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Blank DVDs | $674 |
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Spray Paint : Orange | $666 |
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Lanyard | $572 |
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Cardstock | $450 |
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Bond Paper | $429 |
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Spray Paint : Purple | $429 |
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Rope | $428 |
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Adhesive Plastic | $421 |
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Candle | $421 |
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Syringe | $407 |
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Gasoline | $405 |
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Spray Paint : Green | $403 |
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Spray Paint : Pink | $382 |
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Spray Paint : Black | $381 |
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Spray Paint : Red | $373 |
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Spray Paint : Blue | $360 |
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Cell Phone | $334 |
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Disposable Mask | $329 |
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Toner | $313 |
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Hard Drive | $311 |
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Shaving Foam | $308 |
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Spray Paint : White | $302 |
Jewelry
| Item Name | Buy Price | |
|---|---|---|
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Cluster Ring | $2,427,752 |
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Cocktail Ring | $1,771,875 |
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Diamond Ring | $2,380 |
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Gold Watch | $890 |
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Sapphire Ring | $838 |
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Gold Ring | $393 |
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Plastic Watch | $379 |
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Gold Necklace | $363 |
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Pearl Necklace | $343 |
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Stainless Steel Watch | $311 |
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Plain Silver Ring | $306 |
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Silver Necklace | $274 |
Artifacts
| Item Name | Buy Price | |
|---|---|---|
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Gold Noble Coin | $1,182,573 |
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Florin Coin | $1,092,722 |
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Leopard Coin | $1,091,559 |
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Patagonian Fossil | $599,344 |
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Senet Board | $440,884 |
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Meteorite Fragment | $445,314 |
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Quartz Point | $134,900 |
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Obsidian Point | $127,781 |
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Chert Point | $123,583 |
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Quartzite Point | $119,978 |
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Chalcedony Point | $115,008 |
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Basalt Point | $104,447 |
Miscellaneous
| Item Name | Buy Price | |
|---|---|---|
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Golden Candy Cane | $269,328 |
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Broken Bauble | $245,006 |
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Gingerbread Man | $128,097 |
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Christmas Express | $127,669 |
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Christmas Angel | $95,220 |
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Turtle Shell | $87,890 |
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Bearer Bond | $80,873 |
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Hunting Trophy | $71,549 |
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Boat Engine | $66,889 |
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Prescription | $66,888 |
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Electronic Pumpkin | $63,464 |
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Raw Ivory | $62,986 |
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Counterfeit Manga | $62,529 |
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Cinnamon Decoration | $62,475 |
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Tiger Bone Powder | $62,382 |
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Shark Fin | $59,118 |
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Birth Certificate | $55,325 |
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Diploma | $52,661 |
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Stamp Collection | $49,715 |
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Santa's Snot | $48,943 |
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Casket | $48,794 |
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Ship in a Bottle | $44,294 |
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Polar Bear Toy | $42,633 |
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Moldy Pizza | $41,745 |
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Handcuffs | $37,916 |
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Whale Meat | $35,687 |
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Plunger | $33,800 |
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Sprig of Holly | $32,400 |
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Bear Gall | $31,410 |
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Maneki Neko | $31,006 |
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Silver Coin | $29,851 |
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Afro Comb | $26,727 |
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Ephedrine Powder | $23,970 |
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Chopsticks | $23,031 |
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Nitrous Tank | $22,826 |
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Stapler | $19,733 |
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Ergotamine Ampoule | $17,896 |
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Golden Wreath | $17,899 |
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Sextant | $17,264 |
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Sticky Notes | $15,865 |
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Compass | $15,280 |
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Paperclips | $14,955 |
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Phosphorus | $14,810 |
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Safrole Oil | $14,148 |
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Fire Hydrant | $14,024 |
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Christmas Lights | $13,620 |
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Model Space Ship | $12,214 |
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Insurance Policy | $11,704 |
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Gold Tooth | $11,569 |
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Massage Table | $11,296 |
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Garden Gnome | $11,176 |
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Crockpot | $10,821 |
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Jade Buddha | $10,656 |
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Hoe | $10,119 |
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Hit Contract | $9,100 |
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Silver Cutlery Set | $8,699 |
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Croquet Set | $8,673 |
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Sour Milk | $8,237 |
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Certificate of Awesome | $8,130 |
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Insulin | $8,080 |
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Sumo Doll | $7,775 |
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Model Spine | $7,457 |
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Certificate of Lame | $7,427 |
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Urea | $7,308 |
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Fishing Rod | $7,165 |
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Advent Calendar | $6,942 |
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Tailor's Dummy | $6,571 |
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Bone | $6,379 |
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Yucca Plant | $6,315 |
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Parking Permit | $5,737 |
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Tractor Part | $5,698 |
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Jigsaw Puzzle | $5,603 |
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Smelly Cheese | $5,300 |
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Hole Punch | $5,260 |
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Dentures | $4,923 |
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Mop | $4,550 |
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Driver's License | $4,355 |
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Broom | $4,217 |
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Grain | $3,826 |
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Machine Part | $3,556 |
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Snowboard | $3,544 |
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Hockey Stick | $3,508 |
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Detergent | $3,502 |
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Elephant Statue | $3,372 |
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Spoiled Fish | $3,145 |
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Fertilizer | $2,857 |
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Bleaching Tray | $2,785 |
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Concert Ticket | $2,740 |
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Yakitori Lantern | $2,720 |
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Sensu | $2,676 |
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Clippers | $2,649 |
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Spoon | $2,612 |
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Paper Weight | $2,601 |
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Toothbrush | $2,447 |
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Nodding Turtle | $2,380 |
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Mayan Statue | $2,387 |
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Pele Charm | $2,355 |
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Formaldehyde | $2,340 |
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Stale Bread | $2,215 |
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Toothpaste | $1,995 |
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Soccer Ball | $1,889 |
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Ammonia | $1,871 |
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Steel Drum | $1,841 |
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Turkey Baster | $1,816 |
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Subway Pass | $1,715 |
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Perfume | $1,648 |
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Massage Oil | $1,548 |
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Microwave | $1,473 |
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Pack of Music CDs | $1,595 |
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Dart Board | $1,444 |
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Tampon | $1,320 |
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Horseshoe | $1,320 |
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Beach Ball | $1,187 |
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Cough Syrup | $1,074 |
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Festering Chicken | $1,061 |
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Car Keys | $952 |
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Travel Mug | $941 |
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Crazy Straw | $822 |
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Scalp Massager | $800 |
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Tire | $782 |
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Bottle Cap | $771 |
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Rotten Apple | $599 |
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Pack of Cuban Cigars | $557 |
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Family Photo | $464 |
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Vitamins | $399 |
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Soap on a Rope | $387 |
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Mouthwash | $359 |
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Shampoo | $361 |
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Magazine | $277 |
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Receipt | $273 |
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Scrap Metal | $264 |
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RS232 Cable | $264 |
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Mix CD | $258 |
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Towel | $252 |
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Tin Can | $245 |
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Notepad | $240 |
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Phone Card | $238 |
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Umbrella | $234 |
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Headphones | $219 |
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DVD Player | $217 |
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Lipstick | $192 |
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Cosmetics Case | $187 |