GuyPimpsWorthy's Trading List
Welcome to the Pimp Slap Emporium! We don't slap our customers, we slap the market to get you the best prices! Feel free to start a trade whenever you see me online (or offline). Usually active between the hours of 09-21 TCT
Last trade made by this trader: 2 weeks, 6 days ago
Prices last updated: 14 minutes ago
Plushies
| Item Name | Buy Price | |
|---|---|---|
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Plushie Set | $303,038 |
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Camel Plushie | $70,390 |
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Lion Plushie | $48,581 |
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Panda Plushie | $44,084 |
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Monkey Plushie | $31,521 |
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Red Fox Plushie | $30,322 |
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Nessie Plushie | $28,651 |
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Chamois Plushie | $14,878 |
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Jaguar Plushie | $13,369 |
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Stingray Plushie | $4,679 |
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Wolverine Plushie | $4,083 |
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Kitten Plushie | $492 |
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Sheep Plushie | $472 |
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Teddy Bear Plushie | $471 |
Flowers
| Item Name | Buy Price | |
|---|---|---|
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Flower Set | $303,038 |
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Tribulus Omanense | $60,234 |
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Peony | $49,718 |
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African Violet | $46,696 |
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Cherry Blossom | $38,402 |
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Heather | $33,317 |
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Ceibo Flower | $31,416 |
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Edelweiss | $10,837 |
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Banana Orchid | $8,118 |
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White Lily | $4,667 |
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Orchid | $3,508 |
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Crocus | $3,406 |
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Dahlia | $2,429 |
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Bunch of Black Roses | $462 |
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Single Red Rose | $394 |
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Dozen Roses | $332 |
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Daffodil | $299 |
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Bunch of Flowers | $276 |
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Bunch of Carnations | $272 |
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Funeral Wreath | $268 |
Drugs
| Item Name | Buy Price | |
|---|---|---|
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Xanax | $814,667 |
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Ecstasy | $35,236 |
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Opium | $24,054 |
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LSD | $20,081 |
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Cannabis | $6,507 |
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Speed | $2,821 |
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PCP | $2,481 |
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Shrooms | $1,814 |
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Ketamine | $1,748 |
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Vicodin | $962 |
Energy Drinks
| Item Name | Buy Price | |
|---|---|---|
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Can of X-MASS | $3,838,184 |
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Can of Taurine Elite | $3,824,040 |
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Can of Rockstar Rudolph | $2,394,041 |
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Can of Red Cow | $2,385,534 |
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Can of Santa Shooters | $1,861,531 |
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Can of Munster | $1,853,977 |
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Can of Crocozade | $1,384,688 |
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Can of Damp Valley | $896,625 |
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Can of Goose Juice | $435,529 |
Boosters
| Item Name | Buy Price | |
|---|---|---|
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Parachute | $405,408,000 |
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Boxing Gloves | $403,950,000 |
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Dumbbells | $402,479,997 |
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Skateboard | $393,255,526 |
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Book of Carols | $12,818,160 |
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Feathery Hotel Coupon | $13,581,574 |
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Erotic DVD | $4,137,702 |
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Gift Card | $2,800,993 |
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Lawyer's Business Card | $197,008 |
Alcohol
| Item Name | Buy Price | |
|---|---|---|
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Bottle of Christmas Spirit | $1,403,956 |
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Bottle of Green Stout | $853,510 |
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Bottle of Moonshine | $826,714 |
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Bottle of Stinky Swamp Punch | $268,826 |
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Bottle of Mistletoe Madness | $266,232 |
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Bottle of Christmas Cocktail | $145,450 |
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Bottle of Wicked Witch | $138,325 |
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Bottle of Minty Mayhem | $138,294 |
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Bottle of Kandy Kane | $50,587 |
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Bottle of Pumpkin Brew | $50,534 |
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Bottle of Champagne | $2,784 |
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Bottle of Sake | $2,247 |
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Bottle of Beer | $866 |
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Bottle of Tequila | $854 |
Medical
| Item Name | Buy Price | |
|---|---|---|
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Neumune Tablet | $850,000 |
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Ipecac Syrup | $43,238 |
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Blood Bag : Irradiated | $28,122 |
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Blood Bag : AB- | $21,117 |
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Blood Bag : B- | $20,604 |
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Blood Bag : O- | $18,968 |
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Blood Bag : B+ | $16,958 |
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Blood Bag : A- | $16,869 |
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Blood Bag : AB+ | $16,637 |
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Blood Bag : O+ | $15,715 |
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Empty Blood Bag | $15,525 |
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Blood Bag : A+ | $15,353 |
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Morphine | $13,901 |
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First Aid Kit | $10,270 |
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Small First Aid Kit | $4,814 |
Temporary
| Item Name | Buy Price | |
|---|---|---|
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Serotonin | $1,178,884 |
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Epinephrine | $812,446 |
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Tyrosine | $544,921 |
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Glitter Bomb | $410,144 |
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Party Popper | $349,377 |
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Melatonin | $271,472 |
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Smoke Grenade | $76,691 |
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Molotov Cocktail | $73,386 |
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Tear Gas | $47,986 |
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Snowball | $35,818 |
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Throwing Knife | $26,884 |
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Flash Grenade | $24,576 |
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Claymore Mine | $13,954 |
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HEG | $13,652 |
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Stick Grenade | $11,481 |
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Grenade | $6,273 |
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Trout | $4,402 |
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Pepper Spray | $1,367 |
Candy
| Item Name | Buy Price | |
|---|---|---|
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Birthday Cupcake | $4,391,705 |
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Bag of Humbugs | $613,688 |
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Bag of Sherbet | $340,811 |
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Jawbreaker | $340,642 |
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Pixie Sticks | $340,440 |
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Bag of Reindeer Droppings | $140,375 |
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Bag of Chocolate Truffles | $138,150 |
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Bag of Bloody Eyeballs | $81,704 |
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Pink Easter Egg | $80,085 |
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Bag of Tootsie Rolls | $79,825 |
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Orange Easter Egg | $62,700 |
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Bag of Candy Kisses | $52,631 |
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Big Box of Chocolate Bars | $52,433 |
Special
| Item Name | Buy Price | |
|---|---|---|
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Poison Mistletoe | $68,605,500 |
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Strippogram Voucher | $21,393,350 |
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Casino Pass | $15,392,511 |
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Business Class Ticket | $7,308,988 |
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Small Explosive Device | $5,674,613 |
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Horse's Head | $2,660,028 |
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Dog Poop | $1,058,865 |
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Toilet Paper | $1,015,058 |
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Stink Bombs | $995,164 |
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Christmas Cracker | $958,182 |
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Vanity Hand Mirror | $4,487 |
Supply Pack
| Item Name | Buy Price | |
|---|---|---|
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Heavy Arms Cache | $304,743,192 |
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Armor Cache | $220,865,959 |
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Medium Arms Cache | $144,743,040 |
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Melee Cache | $101,243,223 |
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Small Arms Cache | $94,497,741 |
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Goodie Bag | $31,871,812 |
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Donator Pack | $22,516,758 |
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Six-Pack of Energy Drink | $15,734,252 |
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Naughty Cache | $4,404,532 |
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Keg of Beer | $5,496,123 |
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Wannabe Cache | $4,229,172 |
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Injury Cache | $4,267,411 |
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Drug Pack | $4,058,087 |
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Elegant Cache | $3,277,797 |
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Cutesy Cache | $2,961,964 |
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Gentleman Cache | $2,750,390 |
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Tin of Treats | $1,282,181 |
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Elderly Cache | $1,090,014 |
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Box of Grenades | $1,019,835 |
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Six-Pack of Alcohol | $898,555 |
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Lottery Voucher | $852,826 |
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Denim Cache | $769,180 |
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Box of Medical Supplies | $270,492 |
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Stash Box | $47,355 |
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Billfold | $35,249 |
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Zip Wallet | $5,862 |
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Cardholder | $5,839 |
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Clutch | $5,578 |
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Old Wallet | $4,037 |
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Coin Purse | $3,046 |
Enhancers
| Item Name | Buy Price | |
|---|---|---|
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Large Suitcase | $9,183,748 |
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Balaclava | $7,980,822 |
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Office Chair | $6,374,779 |
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Windproof Lighter | $6,210,469 |
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Medium Suitcase | $3,303,001 |
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Heavy Duty Padlock | $2,120,306 |
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Screwdriver | $2,034,654 |
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Rosary Beads | $1,586,084 |
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Magnifying Glass | $1,451,177 |
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Duct Tape | $990,476 |
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Small Suitcase | $916,581 |
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Paint Mask | $728,569 |
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Ergonomic Keyboard | $447,262 |
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Chloroform | $402,645 |
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Latex Gloves | $359,492 |
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Tracking Device | $355,799 |
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High-Speed Drive | $342,843 |
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Wireless Dongle | $208,599 |
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Advanced Driving Manual | $182,605 |
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Fanny Pack | $144,891 |
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Tumble Dryer | $140,890 |
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Mountain Bike | $96,980 |
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Megaphone | $79,675 |
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Flashlight | $65,221 |
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Cut-Throat Razor | $22,203 |
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Glasses | $7,200 |
Tools
| Item Name | Buy Price | |
|---|---|---|
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Hot Foil Stamper | $12,219,116 |
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Thimble | $5,377,500 |
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Cassock | $4,143,750 |
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Embosser | $4,180,152 |
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Firewalk Virus | $3,441,413 |
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Cemetery Key | $2,635,060 |
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Metal Detector | $1,214,039 |
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Tunneling Virus | $903,917 |
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Armored Virus | $800,667 |
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RF Detector | $900,853 |
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Stealth Virus | $749,566 |
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Polymorphic Virus | $693,452 |
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Net | $625,364 |
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Perforator | $336,337 |
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Wax Seal Stamp | $269,098 |
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Police Badge | $218,842 |
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Polishing Pad | $213,587 |
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ATM Key | $212,234 |
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Window Breaker | $179,013 |
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DSLR Camera | $159,087 |
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Core Drill | $150,163 |
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Crucible | $133,122 |
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Grinding Stone | $119,752 |
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Card Programmer | $117,754 |
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Graver | $106,504 |
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Lost and Found Office Key | $105,814 |
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Angle Grinder | $79,495 |
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Skeleton Key | $72,032 |
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Heat Sink | $50,406 |
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Dental Mirror | $49,267 |
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Printer | $46,409 |
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Lockpicks | $45,826 |
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Cigar Cutter | $30,694 |
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Sewing Kit | $26,374 |
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Typewriter | $17,495 |
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Coat Hanger | $16,084 |
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HPCPU | $6,048 |
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Blanket | $5,530 |
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Ladder | $4,983 |
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Jemmy | $4,494 |
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Laptop | $4,327 |
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Simple Virus | $3,938 |
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Torn City Times | $3,585 |
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Lump of Coal | $3,434 |
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Water Block | $3,160 |
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Scissors | $2,425 |
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Lighter | $2,425 |
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Wire Cutters | $2,259 |
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Card Skimmer | $2,187 |
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Permanent Marker | $1,996 |
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Binoculars | $1,795 |
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Remote Detonator | $1,799 |
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Fountain Pen | $1,570 |
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Computer Fan | $1,407 |
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Wheelbarrow | $526 |
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Hand Drill | $517 |
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Spy Camera | $434 |
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Bolt Cutters | $382 |
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PSU | $357 |
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Credit Card | $342 |
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Car Battery | $344 |
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eCPU | $319 |
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Shovel | $312 |
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CPU | $312 |
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Personal Computer | $303 |
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Double Cut File | $263 |
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Handkerchief | $186 |
Materials
| Item Name | Buy Price | |
|---|---|---|
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Cesium-137 | $337,060,170 |
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Shaped Charge | $517,350 |
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Anchor | $270,148 |
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Bonded Latex | $234,292 |
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Blowtorch | $167,281 |
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Certificate Seal | $161,397 |
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ID Badge | $135,076 |
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Thermite | $89,482 |
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Fire Extinguisher | $87,780 |
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Hydrochloric Acid | $84,334 |
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C4 Explosive | $63,272 |
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Magnesium Shavings | $53,660 |
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Blank Casino Chips | $46,928 |
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Potassium Nitrate | $46,302 |
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Picture Frame | $43,149 |
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Printing Paper | $42,783 |
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Oxygen Tank | $26,406 |
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Glow Stick | $24,941 |
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Hydrogen Tank | $23,100 |
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Bleach | $22,470 |
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Methane Tank | $21,538 |
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Brass Ingot | $19,712 |
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Lye | $19,579 |
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Sand | $19,198 |
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Kerosene | $19,015 |
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Medical Bill | $18,468 |
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Bank Statement | $17,788 |
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PVC Cards | $13,738 |
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Inkwell | $13,350 |
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Bucket | $11,516 |
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Crushed Enamel | $10,959 |
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Paper Towels | $9,439 |
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Razor Wire | $8,991 |
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Insurance Policy | $8,954 |
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Stick of Dynamite | $8,556 |
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Diesel | $4,244 |
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Aluminum Plate | $3,927 |
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Igniter Cord | $2,459 |
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Lubricant | $2,190 |
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Zip Ties | $1,877 |
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Dog Treats | $1,619 |
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Glue | $809 |
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Floor Cleaner | $790 |
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Blank DVDs | $719 |
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Fruitcake | $670 |
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Spray Paint : Orange | $629 |
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Lanyard | $562 |
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Bond Paper | $466 |
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Candle | $439 |
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Cardstock | $437 |
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Gasoline | $429 |
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Rope | $417 |
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Spray Paint : Purple | $407 |
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Spray Paint : Green | $401 |
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Adhesive Plastic | $400 |
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Syringe | $399 |
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Spray Paint : Red | $381 |
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Spray Paint : Black | $378 |
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Spray Paint : Blue | $378 |
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Spray Paint : Pink | $374 |
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Hard Drive | $358 |
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Shaving Foam | $332 |
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Disposable Mask | $328 |
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Spray Paint : White | $325 |
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Cell Phone | $320 |
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Toner | $284 |
Jewelry
| Item Name | Buy Price | |
|---|---|---|
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Cluster Ring | $2,526,892 |
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Cocktail Ring | $2,284,500 |
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Diamond Ring | $2,384 |
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Gold Watch | $891 |
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Sapphire Ring | $778 |
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Gold Ring | $407 |
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Plastic Watch | $407 |
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Gold Necklace | $360 |
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Pearl Necklace | $351 |
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Stainless Steel Watch | $310 |
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Plain Silver Ring | $307 |
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Silver Necklace | $273 |
Artifacts
| Item Name | Buy Price | |
|---|---|---|
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Gold Noble Coin | $1,190,872 |
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Florin Coin | $1,079,925 |
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Leopard Coin | $1,034,101 |
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Patagonian Fossil | $607,245 |
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Senet Board | $550,747 |
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Meteorite Fragment | $452,132 |
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Obsidian Point | $137,748 |
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Chert Point | $136,482 |
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Quartz Point | $133,410 |
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Chalcedony Point | $121,266 |
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Quartzite Point | $115,552 |
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Basalt Point | $107,826 |
Miscellaneous
| Item Name | Buy Price | |
|---|---|---|
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Christmas Express | $334,499 |
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Golden Candy Cane | $280,166 |
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Gingerbread Man | $180,000 |
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Christmas Angel | $123,281 |
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Broken Bauble | $115,228 |
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Turtle Shell | $87,976 |
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Cinnamon Decoration | $85,616 |
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Bearer Bond | $81,299 |
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Boat Engine | $67,168 |
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Prescription | $67,125 |
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Diploma | $66,598 |
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Counterfeit Manga | $62,828 |
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Raw Ivory | $62,815 |
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Tiger Bone Powder | $62,570 |
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Hunting Trophy | $59,629 |
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Shark Fin | $59,068 |
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Ship in a Bottle | $58,665 |
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Birth Certificate | $55,696 |
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Sprig of Holly | $55,200 |
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Stamp Collection | $54,770 |
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Casket | $47,401 |
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Electronic Pumpkin | $45,060 |
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Polar Bear Toy | $43,287 |
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Santa's Snot | $42,300 |
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Handcuffs | $36,051 |
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Whale Meat | $35,750 |
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Bear Gall | $31,349 |
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Moldy Pizza | $31,252 |
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Maneki Neko | $31,072 |
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Silver Coin | $28,698 |
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Stapler | $26,702 |
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Afro Comb | $26,576 |
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Nitrous Tank | $24,945 |
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Ephedrine Powder | $23,699 |
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Chopsticks | $23,526 |
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Plunger | $22,133 |
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Golden Wreath | $21,017 |
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Ergotamine Ampoule | $17,865 |
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Paperclips | $17,579 |
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Sextant | $16,751 |
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Phosphorus | $15,846 |
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Sticky Notes | $15,222 |
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Christmas Lights | $14,998 |
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Safrole Oil | $14,260 |
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Compass | $13,606 |
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Fire Hydrant | $13,262 |
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Massage Table | $12,376 |
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Model Space Ship | $12,348 |
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Gold Tooth | $11,977 |
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Garden Gnome | $11,959 |
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Crockpot | $11,298 |
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Hoe | $10,387 |
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Croquet Set | $10,251 |
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Jade Buddha | $10,151 |
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Sumo Doll | $10,119 |
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Hit Contract | $8,779 |
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Certificate of Awesome | $8,228 |
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Insulin | $8,067 |
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Certificate of Lame | $7,957 |
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Silver Cutlery Set | $7,689 |
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Model Spine | $7,301 |
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Fishing Rod | $7,147 |
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Advent Calendar | $7,020 |
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Sour Milk | $6,993 |
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Urea | $6,930 |
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Tailor's Dummy | $6,499 |
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Yucca Plant | $6,322 |
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Bone | $6,267 |
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Hole Punch | $6,108 |
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Tractor Part | $5,728 |
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Parking Permit | $5,710 |
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Jigsaw Puzzle | $5,626 |
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Dentures | $5,423 |
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Smelly Cheese | $5,309 |
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Mop | $4,697 |
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Broom | $4,428 |
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Driver's License | $4,370 |
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Grain | $4,004 |
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Detergent | $3,677 |
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Snowboard | $3,536 |
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Machine Part | $3,528 |
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Elephant Statue | $3,371 |
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Toothbrush | $3,299 |
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Spoiled Fish | $3,224 |
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Hockey Stick | $3,139 |
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Clippers | $3,013 |
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Yakitori Lantern | $2,876 |
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Fertilizer | $2,825 |
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Concert Ticket | $2,806 |
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Mayan Statue | $2,709 |
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Bleaching Tray | $2,669 |
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Sensu | $2,574 |
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Spoon | $2,562 |
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Pele Charm | $2,516 |
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Nodding Turtle | $2,457 |
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Paper Weight | $2,444 |
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Formaldehyde | $2,311 |
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Stale Bread | $2,290 |
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Toothpaste | $2,080 |
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Ammonia | $1,931 |
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Steel Drum | $1,867 |
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Turkey Baster | $1,796 |
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Soccer Ball | $1,733 |
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Subway Pass | $1,723 |
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Perfume | $1,636 |
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Pack of Music CDs | $1,641 |
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Dart Board | $1,408 |
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Horseshoe | $1,367 |
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Massage Oil | $1,330 |
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Microwave | $1,246 |
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Tampon | $1,235 |
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Cough Syrup | $1,121 |
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Beach Ball | $1,079 |
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Festering Chicken | $1,023 |
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Car Keys | $935 |
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Travel Mug | $948 |
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Tire | $751 |
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Scalp Massager | $758 |
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Bottle Cap | $718 |
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Crazy Straw | $696 |
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Rotten Apple | $600 |
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Pack of Cuban Cigars | $537 |
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Family Photo | $480 |
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Soap on a Rope | $384 |
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Vitamins | $366 |
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Mouthwash | $338 |
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Shampoo | $338 |
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Receipt | $282 |
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Magazine | $265 |
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Mix CD | $257 |
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Scrap Metal | $256 |
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RS232 Cable | $257 |
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Tin Can | $241 |
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Towel | $239 |
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DVD Player | $226 |
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Phone Card | $222 |
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Headphones | $217 |
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Umbrella | $226 |
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Notepad | $213 |
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Lipstick | $196 |
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Cosmetics Case | $194 |