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Plushies
Item Name Buy Price
Plushie Set $319,754
Camel Plushie $67,832
Lion Plushie $53,103
Panda Plushie $48,416
Monkey Plushie $30,660
Red Fox Plushie $29,859
Nessie Plushie $28,204
Jaguar Plushie $13,408
Wolverine Plushie $5,769
Stingray Plushie $5,710
Chamois Plushie $5,658
Sheep Plushie $551
Teddy Bear Plushie $527
Kitten Plushie $525
Flowers
Item Name Buy Price
Dozen White Roses $1,451,124,090
Flower Set $319,754
Tribulus Omanense $58,546
Peony $51,916
African Violet $50,795
Cherry Blossom $42,412
Heather $32,849
Ceibo Flower $25,557
Orchid $13,914
Banana Orchid $7,465
White Lily $5,209
Crocus $5,101
Edelweiss $1,867
Dahlia $1,716
Bunch of Black Roses $429
Funeral Wreath $317
Dozen Roses $306
Single Red Rose $278
Bunch of Carnations $241
Daffodil $236
Bunch of Flowers $216
Drugs
Item Name Buy Price
Love Juice $2,240,129
Xanax $777,059
LSD $31,452
Ecstasy $28,165
Opium $24,001
PCP $9,067
Cannabis $4,774
Speed $4,552
Ketamine $2,886
Shrooms $2,601
Vicodin $847
Energy Drinks
Item Name Buy Price
Can of Taurine Elite $2,973,281
Can of X-MASS $2,972,786
Can of Rockstar Rudolph $2,044,558
Can of Red Cow $2,026,713
Can of Munster $1,527,228
Can of Santa Shooters $1,513,643
Can of Crocozade $1,040,960
Can of Damp Valley $673,183
Can of Goose Juice $309,543
Boosters
Item Name Buy Price
Boxing Gloves $440,000,000
Parachute $440,000,000
Dumbbells $440,000,000
Skateboard $435,000,000
Feathery Hotel Coupon $11,252,995
Erotic DVD $4,555,673
Gift Card $3,734,209
Lawyer's Business Card $216,720
Alcohol
Item Name Buy Price
Bottle of Christmas Spirit $1,430,827
Bottle of Green Stout $847,321
Bottle of Moonshine $837,072
Bottle of Stinky Swamp Punch $301,272
Bottle of Mistletoe Madness $291,830
Bottle of Christmas Cocktail $151,551
Bottle of Wicked Witch $146,264
Bottle of Minty Mayhem $145,108
Bottle of Kandy Kane $62,187
Bottle of Pumpkin Brew $62,030
Bottle of Champagne $2,553
Bottle of Sake $1,425
Bottle of Tequila $652
Bottle of Beer $485
Medical
Item Name Buy Price
Antidote $186,250,000
Neumune Tablet $677,624
Blood Bag : Irradiated $30,466
Ipecac Syrup $27,272
Blood Bag : AB- $17,302
Blood Bag : O- $14,973
Blood Bag : B- $14,966
Blood Bag : B+ $12,924
Blood Bag : AB+ $12,650
Blood Bag : A- $12,587
Blood Bag : A+ $12,238
Blood Bag : O+ $12,180
Empty Blood Bag $11,863
Morphine $9,878
First Aid Kit $7,029
Small First Aid Kit $3,287
Temporary
Item Name Buy Price
Serotonin $1,158,549
Epinephrine $810,814
Tyrosine $534,766
Melatonin $264,041
Party Popper $83,594
Glitter Bomb $37,554
Smoke Grenade $66,271
Tear Gas $40,797
Molotov Cocktail $37,200
Throwing Knife $23,495
Flash Grenade $14,640
HEG $12,833
Trout $10,821
Claymore Mine $10,501
Stick Grenade $9,529
Snowball $8,839
Grenade $5,953
Pepper Spray $1,202
Ninja Star $1,098
Fireworks $917
Wrench $891
Brick $494
Candy
Item Name Buy Price
Birthday Cupcake $2,360,825
Chocolate Egg $482,623
Bag of Humbugs $330,042
Jawbreaker $262,196
Pixie Sticks $261,621
Bag of Sherbet $256,942
Bag of Reindeer Droppings $121,607
Bag of Chocolate Truffles $116,404
Bag of Bloody Eyeballs $67,432
Bag of Tootsie Rolls $64,160
Pink Easter Egg $63,225
Bag of Candy Kisses $51,986
Orange Easter Egg $49,500
Big Box of Chocolate Bars $46,736
Lollipop $489
Box of Extra Strong Mints $455
Box of Chocolate Bars $454
Bag of Chocolate Kisses $453
Box of Sweet Hearts $452
Box of Bon Bons $452
Bag of Bon Bons $447
Special
Item Name Buy Price
Cesium-137 $1,090,833,333
Poison Mistletoe $38,301,203
Strippogram Voucher $20,400,000
Casino Pass $11,017,330
Business Class Ticket $6,724,914
Small Explosive Device $5,459,906
Horse's Head $1,001,171
Dog Poop $864,040
Stink Bombs $825,992
Toilet Paper $816,989
Christmas Cracker $493,200
Vanity Hand Mirror $7,039
Game Console $884
Television $644
Birthday Wrapping Paper $419
Empty Box $485
CD Player $468
Box of Tissues $428
MP3 Player $421
Christmas Wrapping Paper $315
Generic Wrapping Paper $246
Supply Pack
Item Name Buy Price
Donator Pack $23,550,000
Six-Pack of Energy Drink $12,669,217
Keg of Beer $8,964,793
Naughty Cache $6,600,061
Injury Cache $5,418,118
Elegant Cache $4,659,947
Wannabe Cache $4,030,748
Drug Pack $3,775,706
Cutesy Cache $3,185,000
Gentleman Cache $2,639,000
Elderly Cache $1,433,568
Tin of Treats $1,170,737
Six-Pack of Alcohol $1,002,150
Box of Grenades $975,818
Denim Cache $918,400
Lottery Voucher $773,316
Box of Medical Supplies $231,441
Stash Box $45,852
Billfold $31,855
Zip Wallet $6,785
Clutch $6,773
Cardholder $6,761
Old Wallet $4,488
Coin Purse $2,740
Enhancers
Item Name Buy Price
Large Suitcase $7,871,564
Windproof Lighter $3,057,130
Medium Suitcase $3,032,498
Balaclava $1,670,476
Office Chair $1,458,482
Rosary Beads $1,098,149
Small Suitcase $830,415
Duct Tape $699,142
Ergonomic Keyboard $576,445
Screwdriver $431,250
High-Speed Drive $361,776
Heavy Duty Padlock $359,613
Paint Mask $320,410
Latex Gloves $243,476
Chloroform $242,558
Magnifying Glass $240,553
Mountain Bike $185,882
Flashlight $75,610
Tracking Device $71,044
Megaphone $70,376
Advanced Driving Manual $65,288
Wireless Dongle $64,750
Tumble Dryer $57,557
Fanny Pack $55,232
Cut-Throat Razor $17,050
Glasses $13,805
Tools
Item Name Buy Price
Embosser $6,509,224
Hot Foil Stamper $4,133,497
Cemetery Key $3,507,000
Firewalk Virus $3,414,305
Net $3,230,031
Metal Detector $2,946,880
Core Driller $2,239,999
RF Detector $1,199,051
Stealth Virus $522,214
Core Drill $417,433
Wax Seal Stamp $357,000
Thimble $303,311
Card Programmer $219,331
Lost and Found Office Key $219,238
ATM Key $210,000
Window Breaker $193,416
Police Badge $185,464
Armored Virus $182,191
DSLR Camera $175,269
Perforator $165,040
Polishing Pad $90,097
Printer $83,976
ID Badge $73,431
Lockpicks $60,176
Tunneling Virus $56,300
Skeleton Key $56,022
Crucible $55,293
Polymorphic Virus $52,772
Grinding Stone $49,388
Dental Mirror $29,500
HPCPU $44,800
Graver $36,246
Coat Hanger $28,587
Heat Sink $25,083
Jemmy $17,033
Torn City Times $10,534
Typewriter $10,033
Sewing Kit $9,798
Binoculars $4,742
Water Block $4,514
Lump of Coal $4,395
Scissors $4,250
Ladder $3,506
Fountain Pen $2,885
Permanent Marker $2,519
Simple Virus $2,099
Drill $2,099
Wire Cutters $1,787
Card Skimmer $1,566
Wheelbarrow $1,564
Hand Drill $1,153
Shovel $1,128
Computer Fan $787
PSU $601
Bucket $385
Laptop $492
Spy Camera $489
Personal Computer $434
Bolt Cutters $452
Double Cut File $402
Handkerchief $393
eCPU $276
CPU $259
Credit Card $256
Materials
Item Name Buy Price
Bonded Latex $836,853
Sand $524,455
Blowtorch $414,166
Anchor $285,141
Shaped Charge $279,248
Certificate Seal $204,531
Hydrochloric Acid $164,382
Zip Ties $117,806
Dog Treats $69,999
C4 Explosive $65,804
Bleach $50,665
Printing Paper $43,633
Blank Tokens $41,545
Stick of Dynamite $14,836
Glow Stick $20,147
Bank Statement $16,983
Lye $13,506
Medical Bill $13,367
Inkwell $12,596
PVC Cards $11,445
Paper Towels $11,248
Insurance Policy $9,650
Crushed Enamel $7,769
Brass Ingot $5,644
Aluminum Plate $4,656
Candle $2,132
Gasoline $690
Rope $629
Lanyard $497
Adhesive Plastic $444
Spray Paint : Orange $428
Spray Paint : Purple $422
Blank DVDs $420
Spray Paint : Pink $419
Spray Paint : Black $414
Spray Paint : Blue $388
Spray Paint : White $384
Toner $384
Spray Paint : Green $378
Glue $365
Cardstock $360
Fruitcake $352
Bond Paper $352
Spray Paint : Red $345
Clothing
Item Name Buy Price
Party Hat '19 $3,932,500
Hair Bow $1,191,663
Assless Chaps $1,169,285
Bloody Apron $1,044,839
Braces $877,499
Fishnet Stockings $698,750
Plaster Cast Leg $650,000
Bandit Mask $580,425
Maid Hat $555,966
Floral Dress $542,292
Chinos $531,482
Pleated Skirt $487,500
Santa Jacket $463,882
Santa Trousers $429,234
Santa Boots $424,305
Denim Shoes $417,297
Booty Shorts $403,000
Knee Socks $395,416
Bucket Hat $390,000
Baseball Jacket $389,349
Shrug $356,850
Classic Fedora $350,997
Sweatpants $326,941
Denim Cap $324,131
Ballet Shoes $323,194
Tights $316,870
Oversized Shirt $314,164
Paper Crown : Blue $290,827
Dungarees $289,248
Santa Gloves $287,940
Denim Vest $285,566
Paper Crown : Green $267,582
Silver Flats $260,000
Snapback Hat $260,000
Denim Jacket $227,500
Pullover $227,500
Denim Shirt $225,333
Paper Crown : Yellow $218,725
Flip Flops $214,500
Trench Coat $213,578
Reading Glasses $210,166
Paper Crown : Red $208,000
Coconut Bra $191,469
Check Skirt $169,000
Sandals $162,500
Poncho $137,583
String Vest $92,067
Psycho Clown Mask $80,393
Bush Hat $31,999
Ginger Kid Mask $26,180
Golf Socks $14,808
Mountie Hat $14,175
Mackintosh $13,312
Cassock $12,973
Wetsuit $12,597
Young Lady Mask $12,553
Scarred Man Mask $11,848
Moustache Man Mask $11,504
Exotic Gentleman Mask $11,375
Old Lady Mask $11,050
Nun Mask $10,425
Raincoat $9,836
Snorkel $9,254
Thong $8,832
Kabuki Mask $6,449
Crop Top $6,100
Fisherman Hat $6,042
Flippers $4,684
Festive Socks $3,582
Bikini $3,259
Speedo $2,540
Diving Gloves $2,116
Sports Shades $1,834
Proda Sunglasses $1,285
Mediocre T-Shirt $649
Boob Tube $554
Baseball Cap $530
Cork Hat $462
Skirt $408
Yoga Pants $303
Cardigan $198
Travel Socks $197
Bandana $196
Halterneck $184
Puffer Vest $176
Trainers $173
Polo Shirt $171
Turtleneck $170
Capri Pants $167
Gym Shorts $165
Camisole $158
Shorts $152
Disposable Mask $151
Jacket $146
Sweater $144
Blouse $143
Tank Top $142
Bermudas $142
Peplum Top $140
Pencil Skirt $135
Pantyhose $114
Artifacts
Item Name Buy Price
Shabti Sculpture $11,760,000
Quran Script : Ibn Masud $9,733,330
Quran Script : Ali $7,866,666
Quran Script : Ubay Ibn Ka'b $7,580,000
Ganesha Sculpture $6,560,000
White Senet Pawn $5,320,000
Black Senet Pawn $4,816,998
Vairocana Buddha Sculpture $3,881,600
Gold Noble Coin $1,338,746
Leopard Coin $1,011,914
Florin Coin $988,601
Senet Board $413,602
Miscellaneous
Item Name Buy Price
Spooky Paper Weight $675,000
Jack O'Lantern Lamp $449,996
Eggnog $393,750
Bull Semen $323,250
Christmas Gnome $280,347
Bowling Trophy $241,538
Silver Bead $169,312
Lucky Quarter $148,549
Gingerbread Man $112,100
Snowman $106,466
Gingerbread House $99,000
Persian Rug $90,000
Mistletoe $85,500
Mini Sleigh $85,497
Christmas Express $84,825
Bank Check $80,529
Casket $78,538
Golden Candy Cane $78,525
Tangerine $60,800
Travel Visa $54,256
Broken Bauble $50,257
License Plate $42,575
Salt Shaker $41,251
Stamp Collection $37,656
Christmas Angel $37,102
Boat Engine $33,824
Cinnamon Decoration $33,750
Prescription $33,471
Raw Ivory $31,827
Birth Certificate $27,644
Polar Bear Toy $22,807
Diploma $22,335
Hunting Trophy $20,375
Sprig of Holly $18,369
Hoe $18,124
Maneki Neko $15,216
Sticky Notes $14,270
Golden Wreath $14,089
Ship in a Bottle $13,588
Silver Coin $13,367
Afro Comb $13,342
Santa's Snot $13,106
Nitrous Tank $10,260
Electronic Pumpkin $10,032
Crockpot $9,900
Handcuffs $9,750
Phosphorus $8,842
Sextant $8,813
Massage Table $8,432
Potassium Nitrate $8,033
Gold Tooth $7,707
Fire Hydrant $6,887
Certificate of Awesome $6,759
Paperclips $6,754
Model Space Ship $6,300
Jade Buddha $6,001
Christmas Lights $5,889
Hit Contract $5,373
Croquet Set $5,106
Blanket $5,072
Advent Calendar $4,766
Silver Cutlery Set $4,552
Model Spine $4,536
Remote Detonator $4,463
Igniter Cord $4,221
Razor Wire $4,033
Compass $3,642
Oxygen Tank $3,600
Bone $3,600
Fishing Rod $3,573
Certificate of Lame $3,448
Garden Gnome $3,427
Tailor's Dummy $3,249
Yucca Plant $3,208
Smelly Cheese $3,181
Turkey Baster $3,056
Plunger $2,955
Tractor Part $2,885
Parking Permit $2,867
Urea $2,851
Stale Bread $2,707
Steel Drum $2,328
Driver's License $2,190
Spoiled Fish $2,188
Fertilizer $2,078
Sumo Doll $1,990
Snowboard $1,832
Sour Milk $1,820
Machine Part $1,767
Cigar Cutter $1,508
Pele Charm $1,434
Elephant Statue $1,426
Chopsticks $1,423
Concert Ticket $1,386
Hole Punch $1,377
Sensu $1,363
Nodding Turtle $2,710
Yakitori Lantern $1,353
Jigsaw Puzzle $1,352
Toothbrush $1,351
Mayan Statue $1,350
Spoon $1,282
Hockey Stick $1,152
Massage Oil $1,051
Formaldehyde $1,042
Dentures $980
Grain $973
Beach Ball $925
Paper Weight $909
Subway Pass $871
Perfume $836
Lubricant $832
Horseshoe $822
Tampon $818
Dart Board $784
Ammonia $783
Mop $742
Bleaching Tray $696
Bottle Cap $610
Picture Frame $610
Broom $595
Car Keys $540
Detergent $440
Toothpaste $436
Soccer Ball $435
Stapler $407
Crazy Straw $361
Tire $360
Clippers $353
Moldy Pizza $343
Scalp Massager $336
Festering Chicken $316
Magazine $315
Pack of Music CDs $283
Microwave $274
Cough Syrup $271
Towel $264
Family Photo $258
Floor Cleaner $236
Pack of Cuban Cigars $235
Rotten Apple $211
Car Battery $199
Mix CD $140
Travel Mug $140
Scrap Metal $135
Shampoo $131
Mouthwash $117
Phone Card $114
Umbrella $113
Vitamins $113
Shaving Foam $101
Soap on a Rope $96
Headphones $96
Notepad $95
DVD Player $94
Tin Can $93
Syringe $92
Hard Drive $92
Receipt $92
RS232 Cable $91
Lipstick $91
Cosmetics Case $91
Cell Phone $90
Primary
Item Name Buy Price
Gold Plated AK-47 $15,750,000,000
Snow Cannon $4,674,999,999
Rheinmetall MG 3 $750,000,000
Stoner 96 $120,750,000
PKM $97,500,000
Negev NG-5 $56,250,001
ArmaLite M-15A4 $15,075,000
SIG 552 $4,681,158
Jackhammer $3,074,624
Minigun $1,103,439
M249 SAW $506,678
9mm Uzi $449,646
Tavor TAR-21 $256,500
Enfield SA-80 $179,996
Steyr AUG $56,365
SIG 550 $40,226
Mag 7 $40,214
M16 A2 Rifle $26,658
Heckler & Koch SL8 $25,796
Benelli M4 Super $15,436
AK74U $13,582
MP 40 $11,040
M4A1 Colt Carbine $8,653
Bushmaster Carbon 15 $7,359
AK-47 $7,233
XM8 Rifle $6,161
Ithaca 37 $5,248
Vektor CR-21 $4,874
P90 $4,519
SKS Carbine $3,900
MP5 Navy $2,693
Benelli M1 Tactical $2,281
Sawed-Off Shotgun $984
Thompson $434
Nock Gun $0
Secondary
Item Name Buy Price
China Lake $116,000,000
SMAW Launcher $87,749,499
Milkor MGL $77,916,668
Homemade Pocket Shotgun $22,883,333
Type 98 Anti Tank $12,855,000
RPG Launcher $9,000,000
Beretta Pico $8,250,000
Dual 92G Berettas $3,796,245
Flamethrower $1,877,902
Harpoon $149,716
Beretta 92FS $147,968
S&W M29 $62,688
Qsz-92 $52,600
Cobra Derringer $40,804
BT MP9 $35,354
Desert Eagle $26,386
Magnum $10,648
Blunderbuss $7,437
Fiveseven $4,981
Taser $2,558
Blowgun $1,503
USP $1,217
Beretta M9 $903
S&W Revolver $644
Crossbow $542
Ruger 57 $400
Springfield 1911 $363
MP5k $345
TMP $314
Taurus $297
Luger $272
Raven MP25 $262
Skorpion $251
Lorcin 380 $170
Glock 17 $165
Flare Gun $125
Slingshot $34
Melee
Item Name Buy Price
Bread Knife $2,162,506,510
Dual Samurai Swords $847,500,000
Dual Axes $523,750,000
Dual Scimitars $523,500,000
Poison Umbrella $443,985,259
Devil's Pitchfork $410,000,000
Sledgehammer $285,000,000
Dual Hammers $225,000,000
Golden Broomstick $182,250,000
Riding Crop $137,355,112
Petrified Humerus $54,749,998
Naval Cutlass $37,999,999
Cleaver $23,370,000
Blood Spattered Sickle $22,000,000
Meat Hook $17,812,499
Flail $6,000,000
Madball $3,315,315
Diamond Bladed Knife $694,999
Ivory Walking Cane $599,250
Metal Nunchaku $318,062
Yasukuni Sword $191,749
Cattle Prod $186,998
Diamond Icicle $112,500
Guandao $110,878
Macana $75,161
Kodachi $63,750
Claymore Sword $55,010
Wushu Double Axes $44,500
Samurai Sword $39,652
Twin Tiger Hooks $33,742
Kama $29,294
Bone Saw $12,496
Ice Pick $11,014
Katana $9,730
Chainsaw $8,268
Cricket Bat $7,222
Rusty Sword $6,278
Scimitar $3,784
Ninja Claws $3,697
Wooden Nunchaku $2,868
Chain Whip $1,863
Axe $1,532
Scalpel $1,500
Swiss Army Knife $1,371
Golf Club $1,227
Dagger $987
Kitchen Knife $716
Butterfly Knife $682
Sai $530
Pair of Ice Skates $489
Leather Bullwhip $482
Pen Knife $389
Spear $225
Bo Staff $223
Knuckle Dusters $202
Pair of High Heels $149
Frying Pan $148
Pillow $131
Crowbar $112
Baseball Bat $106
Lead Pipe $52
Plastic Sword $31
Fine Chisel $30
Hammer $26
Armor
Item Name Buy Price
Hazmat Suit $8,500,000,000
EOD Apron $8,025,000,000
EOD Helmet $6,375,000,000
EOD Pants $4,657,500,000
EOD Gloves $4,417,500,000
EOD Boots $4,312,500,000
Vanguard Body $3,575,000,000
Vanguard Respirator $3,525,000,001
Sentinel Apron $3,517,500,000
Sentinel Helmet $2,205,000,000
Sentinel Pants $2,092,500,000
Vanguard Pants $2,085,000,000
Vanguard Gloves $2,062,500,000
Sentinel Boots $1,942,500,000
Vanguard Boots $1,818,750,000
Welding Helmet $1,455,000,000
Sentinel Gloves $1,387,500,001
Marauder Body $1,308,750,000
Delta Gas Mask $1,305,000,000
Marauder Face Mask $935,000,000
Marauder Pants $749,500,000
Delta Body $695,000,000
Marauder Boots $468,750,000
Delta Boots $407,500,000
Delta Pants $379,500,000
Marauder Gloves $333,109,991
Delta Gloves $255,416,670
Assault Body $169,498,497
Assault Pants $160,475,000
Assault Boots $137,999,998
Assault Gloves $102,742,500
Riot Helmet $90,000,000
Assault Helmet $72,475,000
Riot Pants $67,274,999
Riot Body $62,621,251
Riot Gloves $57,719,999
Dune Vest $55,417,500
Dune Boots $53,475,000
Dune Helmet $53,382,662
Riot Boots $52,850,001
Dune Gloves $52,800,000
Dune Pants $52,499,999
Motorcycle Helmet $36,750,000
Flexible Body Armor $8,299,999
Liquid Body Armor $3,793,745
Combat Vest $2,762,500
Combat Helmet $2,550,423
Combat Pants $2,442,750
Combat Boots $1,921,738
Combat Gloves $1,663,750
Outer Tactical Vest $564,245
Kevlar Gloves $240,992
WWII Helmet $53,338
Full Body Armor $44,829
Safety Boots $42,610
Bulletproof Vest $23,488
Construction Helmet $7,696
Police Vest $5,397
Flak Jacket $3,406
Hiking Boots $3,062
Chain Mail $2,221
Medieval Helmet $2,100
Leather Vest $754
Leather Pants $620
Leather Helmet $584
Leather Boots $478
Leather Gloves $305