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Plushies
Item Name Buy Price
Plushie Set $342,941
Camel Plushie $72,481
Lion Plushie $56,815
Panda Plushie $54,766
Red Fox Plushie $29,430
Monkey Plushie $29,223
Nessie Plushie $28,651
Jaguar Plushie $13,566
Chamois Plushie $8,018
Stingray Plushie $6,102
Wolverine Plushie $5,620
Teddy Bear Plushie $654
Kitten Plushie $641
Sheep Plushie $577
Flowers
Item Name Buy Price
Dozen White Roses $882,570,000
Flower Set $342,941
Tribulus Omanense $60,793
Peony $57,321
African Violet $56,881
Cherry Blossom $41,070
Heather $34,333
Ceibo Flower $26,536
Orchid $12,026
Banana Orchid $8,254
White Lily $3,733
Crocus $3,682
Edelweiss $3,268
Dahlia $1,268
Single Red Rose $353
Bunch of Black Roses $326
Dozen Roses $246
Daffodil $232
Funeral Wreath $188
Bunch of Flowers $186
Bunch of Carnations $186
Drugs
Item Name Buy Price
Love Juice $3,712,469
Xanax $801,018
Ecstasy $36,936
Opium $27,003
LSD $25,732
Cannabis $5,857
PCP $5,390
Shrooms $3,975
Speed $2,966
Ketamine $2,808
Vicodin $1,666
Energy Drinks
Item Name Buy Price
Can of Taurine Elite $2,927,446
Can of X-MASS $2,866,128
Can of Red Cow $1,656,572
Can of Rockstar Rudolph $1,570,152
Can of Munster $1,111,032
Can of Santa Shooters $1,077,813
Can of Crocozade $719,129
Can of Damp Valley $424,731
Can of Goose Juice $212,462
Boosters
Item Name Buy Price
Boxing Gloves $440,000,000
Parachute $440,000,000
Dumbbells $440,000,000
Skateboard $415,000,000
Feathery Hotel Coupon $11,950,708
Erotic DVD $3,755,918
Gift Card $3,345,696
Lawyer's Business Card $227,880
Alcohol
Item Name Buy Price
Bottle of Christmas Spirit $1,619,513
Bottle of Green Stout $851,982
Bottle of Moonshine $771,000
Bottle of Stinky Swamp Punch $213,000
Bottle of Mistletoe Madness $200,657
Bottle of Wicked Witch $106,369
Bottle of Minty Mayhem $102,338
Bottle of Christmas Cocktail $102,310
Bottle of Pumpkin Brew $43,264
Bottle of Kandy Kane $42,496
Bottle of Champagne $2,482
Bottle of Sake $1,415
Bottle of Beer $485
Bottle of Tequila $471
Medical
Item Name Buy Price
Antidote $272,500,000
Neumune Tablet $960,202
Blood Bag : Irradiated $44,699
Ipecac Syrup $25,914
Blood Bag : B- $18,465
Blood Bag : AB- $17,555
Blood Bag : O- $14,974
Blood Bag : A- $14,752
Morphine $13,504
Blood Bag : O+ $13,499
Blood Bag : AB+ $13,365
Blood Bag : A+ $13,267
Blood Bag : B+ $13,175
Empty Blood Bag $12,140
First Aid Kit $7,733
Small First Aid Kit $3,022
Temporary
Item Name Buy Price
Serotonin $1,140,654
Glitter Bomb $409,468
Epinephrine $791,088
Tyrosine $529,687
Melatonin $267,745
Molotov Cocktail $140,071
Party Popper $39,970
Smoke Grenade $63,512
Tear Gas $37,743
Throwing Knife $23,475
Snowball $17,405
Flash Grenade $16,099
HEG $12,758
Claymore Mine $12,608
Stick Grenade $9,770
Trout $6,598
Grenade $5,950
Pepper Spray $1,297
Ninja Star $841
Wrench $677
Fireworks $464
Brick $460
Candy
Item Name Buy Price
Birthday Cupcake $2,077,155
Chocolate Egg $828,200
Bag of Humbugs $351,165
Bag of Sherbet $244,331
Pixie Sticks $233,492
Jawbreaker $233,026
Bag of Reindeer Droppings $72,489
Bag of Chocolate Truffles $71,248
Pink Easter Egg $63,225
Orange Easter Egg $49,500
Bag of Bloody Eyeballs $45,587
Bag of Tootsie Rolls $41,015
Big Box of Chocolate Bars $33,854
Bag of Candy Kisses $28,500
Lollipop $458
Box of Chocolate Bars $424
Bag of Chocolate Kisses $422
Box of Sweet Hearts $418
Bag of Bon Bons $414
Box of Bon Bons $412
Box of Extra Strong Mints $412
Special
Item Name Buy Price
Poison Mistletoe $42,113,202
Strippogram Voucher $16,044,710
Casino Pass $6,999,996
Business Class Ticket $4,622,103
Small Explosive Device $4,092,748
Horse's Head $2,411,982
Dog Poop $1,113,320
Toilet Paper $1,066,918
Christmas Cracker $1,062,273
Stink Bombs $1,048,285
Vanity Hand Mirror $8,405
Christmas Wrapping Paper $587
Game Console $659
Television $544
MP3 Player $543
CD Player $502
Birthday Wrapping Paper $334
Generic Wrapping Paper $333
Empty Box $326
Box of Tissues $312
Supply Pack
Item Name Buy Price
Donator Pack $23,550,000
Six-Pack of Energy Drink $10,971,057
Naughty Cache $6,297,753
Keg of Beer $6,193,503
Wannabe Cache $5,352,954
Injury Cache $4,761,042
Drug Pack $3,978,871
Elegant Cache $3,770,133
Gentleman Cache $3,331,930
Cutesy Cache $2,809,015
Elderly Cache $1,333,229
Tin of Treats $1,032,709
Box of Grenades $980,891
Denim Cache $842,509
Six-Pack of Alcohol $773,499
Lottery Voucher $766,966
Box of Medical Supplies $269,598
Stash Box $46,013
Billfold $32,326
Cardholder $6,559
Zip Wallet $5,721
Clutch $5,576
Old Wallet $4,105
Coin Purse $2,748
Enhancers
Item Name Buy Price
Large Suitcase $7,837,616
Windproof Lighter $5,744,287
Office Chair $4,659,401
Chloroform $3,057,778
Medium Suitcase $2,815,552
Balaclava $2,766,662
Screwdriver $1,578,806
Magnifying Glass $1,002,367
Rosary Beads $875,591
Heavy Duty Padlock $822,497
Small Suitcase $751,691
Duct Tape $614,900
Wireless Dongle $404,396
Ergonomic Keyboard $374,808
Paint Mask $332,862
Latex Gloves $320,153
High-Speed Drive $212,245
Tracking Device $102,928
Tumble Dryer $100,562
Advanced Driving Manual $92,276
Mountain Bike $81,999
Fanny Pack $81,823
Megaphone $81,118
Flashlight $56,435
Cut-Throat Razor $18,801
Glasses $11,434
Tools
Item Name Buy Price
Firewalk Virus $11,001,791
Embosser $8,861,659
Hot Foil Stamper $3,680,241
Core Driller $2,239,999
Wax Seal Stamp $2,218,070
RF Detector $2,197,238
Cemetery Key $2,014,452
Tunneling Virus $1,869,295
Net $1,867,659
Stealth Virus $1,866,667
Thimble $1,298,323
Metal Detector $1,066,814
Armored Virus $740,405
Polymorphic Virus $598,510
Perforator $298,098
Core Drill $293,511
DSLR Camera $256,912
ATM Key $223,161
Police Badge $205,798
Card Programmer $201,086
Polishing Pad $196,724
Grinding Stone $142,190
Window Breaker $140,112
Lost and Found Office Key $116,383
Crucible $81,613
ID Badge $75,728
Graver $72,169
Skeleton Key $56,360
Lockpicks $51,506
Coat Hanger $36,730
Printer $34,894
Heat Sink $31,622
Blanket $16,080
Dental Mirror $15,456
Cigar Cutter $14,408
Typewriter $18,327
Sewing Kit $17,510
Jemmy $10,667
Remote Detonator $6,384
HPCPU $9,194
Binoculars $5,818
Ladder $5,333
Water Block $3,697
Torn City Times $3,639
Simple Virus $3,389
Lump of Coal $2,738
Scissors $2,404
Wire Cutters $2,156
Drill $2,099
Fountain Pen $1,329
Permanent Marker $967
Wheelbarrow $925
Card Skimmer $908
Computer Fan $850
Hand Drill $805
Spy Camera $367
Car Battery $230
Bucket $225
Shovel $334
Laptop $324
Double Cut File $289
PSU $282
Bolt Cutters $286
Credit Card $238
Personal Computer $218
CPU $212
eCPU $211
Handkerchief $204
Materials
Item Name Buy Price
Cesium-137 $536,916,667
Blowtorch $315,246
Certificate Seal $266,275
Shaped Charge $252,191
Anchor $168,380
Bonded Latex $166,669
Oxygen Tank $39,593
Sand $65,438
C4 Explosive $57,632
Potassium Nitrate $30,886
Printing Paper $42,153
Hydrochloric Acid $34,999
Blank Tokens $30,067
Stick of Dynamite $14,044
Bleach $20,246
Lye $13,999
Bank Statement $11,236
Medical Bill $10,289
Insurance Policy $10,009
Glow Stick $9,986
Crushed Enamel $9,963
PVC Cards $9,477
Inkwell $8,623
Brass Ingot $8,175
Paper Towels $4,611
Aluminum Plate $3,196
Zip Ties $2,138
Dog Treats $2,006
Candle $784
Syringe $498
Gasoline $556
Lanyard $503
Cardstock $423
Fruitcake $417
Rope $402
Blank DVDs $373
Adhesive Plastic $354
Spray Paint : Orange $338
Glue $321
Bond Paper $287
Toner $277
Disposable Mask $224
Spray Paint : Black $232
Spray Paint : Green $227
Spray Paint : Red $214
Spray Paint : Purple $204
Spray Paint : Pink $183
Spray Paint : White $182
Spray Paint : Blue $174
Clothing
Item Name Buy Price
Party Hat '19 $2,398,499
Fishnet Stockings $1,035,663
Assless Chaps $867,870
Santa Jacket $801,658
Bloody Apron $774,064
Maid Hat $737,425
Plaster Cast Leg $695,466
Hair Bow $682,500
Ballet Shoes $678,889
Braces $617,500
Santa Boots $605,451
Santa Trousers $594,766
Booty Shorts $584,901
Bandit Mask $576,033
Chinos $508,625
Classic Fedora $504,615
Snapback Hat $500,499
Sweatpants $500,174
Oversized Shirt $423,330
Bucket Hat $305,498
Santa Gloves $289,628
Denim Shoes $280,800
Floral Dress $279,825
Baseball Jacket $269,452
Flip Flops $263,248
Silver Flats $257,254
Pullover $248,080
Paper Crown : Yellow $233,211
Sandals $228,584
Knee Socks $228,366
Reading Glasses $224,397
Shrug $221,000
Trench Coat $219,029
Paper Crown : Green $217,831
Denim Shirt $207,219
Paper Crown : Blue $205,396
Paper Crown : Red $203,462
Coconut Bra $195,312
Check Skirt $189,825
Denim Cap $171,015
Dungarees $165,425
Denim Vest $159,029
Denim Jacket $157,219
String Vest $133,683
Tights $130,650
Pleated Skirt $108,657
Poncho $96,865
Thong $57,238
Psycho Clown Mask $54,849
Golf Socks $41,737
Ginger Kid Mask $33,170
Bush Hat $18,901
Kabuki Mask $14,442
Mountie Hat $13,928
Wetsuit $12,696
Cassock $11,925
Young Lady Mask $10,845
Snorkel $9,554
Scarred Man Mask $9,481
Moustache Man Mask $7,931
Exotic Gentleman Mask $7,797
Nun Mask $7,429
Old Lady Mask $7,400
Mackintosh $7,399
Raincoat $5,489
Flippers $4,700
Fisherman Hat $4,111
Crop Top $3,786
Festive Socks $3,610
Bikini $3,339
Speedo $2,417
Diving Gloves $1,866
Sports Shades $1,847
Proda Sunglasses $1,197
Mediocre T-Shirt $465
Boob Tube $427
Skirt $294
Cork Hat $279
Baseball Cap $263
Yoga Pants $263
Travel Socks $240
Bandana $185
Puffer Vest $170
Cardigan $155
Halterneck $147
Capri Pants $138
Polo Shirt $134
Pantyhose $132
Peplum Top $131
Trainers $131
Camisole $131
Pencil Skirt $130
Bermudas $129
Gym Shorts $128
Turtleneck $128
Shorts $127
Tank Top $124
Sweater $122
Blouse $120
Jacket $118
Artifacts
Item Name Buy Price
Shabti Sculpture $14,480,000
Quran Script : Ibn Masud $10,200,000
Quran Script : Ubay Ibn Ka'b $9,199,732
Ganesha Sculpture $8,880,000
Quran Script : Ali $8,799,997
Black Senet Pawn $5,231,097
White Senet Pawn $5,200,000
Vairocana Buddha Sculpture $3,532,624
Leopard Coin $1,230,135
Florin Coin $1,143,152
Gold Noble Coin $1,113,599
Senet Board $396,807
Miscellaneous
Item Name Buy Price
Spooky Paper Weight $1,477,257
Jack O'Lantern Lamp $554,998
Eggnog $431,728
Bull Semen $360,053
Christmas Gnome $278,998
Mistletoe $225,000
Lucky Quarter $106,615
Bowling Trophy $102,783
Snowman $85,496
Bank Check $80,796
Golden Candy Cane $77,548
Gingerbread House $72,999
Christmas Express $71,379
Silver Bead $57,977
Travel Visa $55,092
Mini Sleigh $53,997
Gingerbread Man $50,945
License Plate $42,498
Persian Rug $42,494
Tangerine $38,524
Boat Engine $33,912
Prescription $33,562
Raw Ivory $31,499
Stamp Collection $31,293
Casket $30,581
Christmas Angel $28,498
Birth Certificate $27,613
Salt Shaker $24,026
Diploma $23,848
Handcuffs $23,277
Nitrous Tank $22,500
Cinnamon Decoration $21,416
Hunting Trophy $19,769
Broken Bauble $19,548
Hoe $15,868
Maneki Neko $15,793
Polar Bear Toy $14,994
Phosphorus $14,551
Ship in a Bottle $14,269
Sprig of Holly $14,249
Silver Coin $14,032
Sticky Notes $13,642
Afro Comb $13,455
Santa's Snot $12,553
Crockpot $9,297
Sextant $9,011
Gold Tooth $8,844
Golden Wreath $8,708
Sumo Doll $8,227
Plunger $7,777
Electronic Pumpkin $6,968
Model Space Ship $6,839
Fire Hydrant $6,620
Massage Table $6,434
Certificate of Awesome $6,352
Paperclips $5,898
Jade Buddha $5,877
Chopsticks $5,856
Stapler $5,822
Croquet Set $5,628
Christmas Lights $5,604
Toothbrush $5,505
Compass $5,433
Bone $4,833
Advent Calendar $4,516
Elephant Statue $4,514
Silver Cutlery Set $4,513
Hit Contract $4,257
Model Spine $3,985
Razor Wire $3,954
Urea $3,670
Grain $3,661
Garden Gnome $3,642
Fishing Rod $3,629
Igniter Cord $3,377
Family Photo $3,277
Tailor's Dummy $3,248
Jigsaw Puzzle $3,244
Yucca Plant $3,202
Dentures $3,041
Concert Ticket $2,990
Tractor Part $2,863
Parking Permit $2,843
Smelly Cheese $2,684
Fertilizer $2,251
Driver's License $2,190
Ammonia $2,092
Pele Charm $2,040
Formaldehyde $1,862
Certificate of Lame $1,832
Snowboard $1,800
Machine Part $1,790
Hole Punch $1,737
Hockey Stick $1,509
Nodding Turtle $3,016
Turkey Baster $1,501
Mop $1,491
Bleaching Tray $1,473
Sensu $1,443
Yakitori Lantern $1,430
Broom $1,426
Spoiled Fish $1,413
Massage Oil $1,395
Stale Bread $1,365
Detergent $1,179
Mayan Statue $1,171
Spoon $1,147
Steel Drum $1,139
Sour Milk $1,024
Lubricant $991
Subway Pass $851
Perfume $812
Paper Weight $733
Tampon $678
Horseshoe $580
Dart Board $516
Clippers $513
Car Keys $459
Toothpaste $456
Moldy Pizza $454
Bottle Cap $440
Soccer Ball $435
Festering Chicken $410
Beach Ball $407
Picture Frame $405
Travel Mug $352
Scalp Massager $342
Crazy Straw $340
Cough Syrup $329
Floor Cleaner $323
Pack of Music CDs $319
Microwave $302
Pack of Cuban Cigars $300
Tire $279
Rotten Apple $171
Magazine $151
Soap on a Rope $138
Towel $135
Shampoo $133
RS232 Cable $124
Phone Card $121
Mouthwash $110
Scrap Metal $108
Shaving Foam $107
Receipt $99
Vitamins $95
Lipstick $95
Mix CD $94
Notepad $94
Hard Drive $94
Cell Phone $91
Headphones $90
DVD Player $90
Tin Can $90
Cosmetics Case $89
Umbrella $88
Primary
Item Name Buy Price
Gold Plated AK-47 $17,625,000,000
Snow Cannon $1,592,803,036
Rheinmetall MG 3 $862,499,499
Nock Gun $543,750,000
ArmaLite M-15A4 $15,674,998
Negev NG-5 $7,874,992
PKM $7,500,000
Stoner 96 $7,411,750
Jackhammer $3,058,790
SIG 552 $3,001,937
Minigun $1,014,690
M249 SAW $503,625
9mm Uzi $449,468
Tavor TAR-21 $258,405
Enfield SA-80 $179,248
Steyr AUG $55,741
Mag 7 $42,750
SIG 550 $40,784
M16 A2 Rifle $26,576
Heckler & Koch SL8 $25,898
Benelli M4 Super $15,260
AK74U $12,660
MP 40 $11,112
M4A1 Colt Carbine $8,680
Bushmaster Carbon 15 $7,472
AK-47 $7,131
XM8 Rifle $6,382
Ithaca 37 $5,187
Vektor CR-21 $5,098
P90 $4,510
SKS Carbine $3,754
MP5 Navy $2,494
Benelli M1 Tactical $2,270
Sawed-Off Shotgun $916
Thompson $397
Secondary
Item Name Buy Price
RPG Launcher $52,500,000
Milkor MGL $39,500,000
Homemade Pocket Shotgun $14,250,000
Beretta Pico $13,124,626
Type 98 Anti Tank $12,613,350
SMAW Launcher $10,194,580
China Lake $7,625,000
Dual 92G Berettas $2,549,999
Flamethrower $2,249,521
S&W M29 $178,968
Harpoon $149,014
Beretta 92FS $147,572
Qsz-92 $52,226
Cobra Derringer $40,791
BT MP9 $33,000
Desert Eagle $26,570
Blunderbuss $11,776
Magnum $10,893
Fiveseven $4,903
Taser $2,630
Blowgun $1,505
USP $1,160
Beretta M9 $770
S&W Revolver $684
Crossbow $498
Ruger 57 $374
Springfield 1911 $321
MP5k $307
TMP $299
Taurus $275
Skorpion $225
Raven MP25 $218
Luger $214
Lorcin 380 $178
Flare Gun $123
Glock 17 $123
Slingshot $73
Melee
Item Name Buy Price
Bread Knife $2,625,000,000
Dual Samurai Swords $1,225,000,000
Poison Umbrella $609,750,000
Dual Scimitars $537,500,000
Dual Hammers $471,944,416
Dual Axes $442,500,000
Devil's Pitchfork $400,000,000
Golden Broomstick $153,500,000
Riding Crop $143,749,997
Petrified Humerus $107,999,999
Naval Cutlass $34,500,000
Blood Spattered Sickle $30,225,225
Ivory Walking Cane $14,625,000
Cleaver $12,750,000
Meat Hook $7,500,000
Flail $6,749,993
Madball $6,457,250
Diamond Bladed Knife $702,125
Metal Nunchaku $284,996
Guandao $111,380
Yasukuni Sword $105,949
Diamond Icicle $101,406
Cattle Prod $100,692
Macana $68,985
Kodachi $64,194
Claymore Sword $55,396
Wushu Double Axes $49,421
Samurai Sword $39,697
Twin Tiger Hooks $31,481
Kama $29,129
Ice Pick $10,816
Katana $9,600
Chainsaw $7,988
Cricket Bat $7,137
Scimitar $3,922
Ninja Claws $3,527
Wooden Nunchaku $3,150
Rusty Sword $2,642
Axe $1,604
Chain Whip $1,423
Swiss Army Knife $1,289
Dagger $982
Bone Saw $893
Golf Club $855
Pillow $721
Butterfly Knife $711
Kitchen Knife $699
Sai $494
Leather Bullwhip $486
Pen Knife $344
Pair of Ice Skates $298
Spear $236
Frying Pan $190
Knuckle Dusters $188
Bo Staff $171
Scalpel $168
Pair of High Heels $130
Crowbar $110
Baseball Bat $90
Plastic Sword $26
Hammer $16
Fine Chisel $10
Lead Pipe $8
Armor
Item Name Buy Price
EOD Helmet $10,500,000,000
EOD Apron $8,750,000,000
Hazmat Suit $6,525,000,000
EOD Gloves $6,375,000,000
EOD Pants $6,375,000,000
EOD Boots $5,430,000,000
Vanguard Respirator $4,562,500,000
Sentinel Apron $4,137,500,000
Vanguard Body $2,774,250,000
Sentinel Helmet $2,273,750,000
Sentinel Boots $2,055,000,000
Sentinel Pants $1,991,666,667
Sentinel Gloves $1,837,499,999
Vanguard Pants $1,743,749,999
Vanguard Gloves $1,567,500,000
Vanguard Boots $1,500,000,000
Marauder Face Mask $1,356,750,000
Marauder Body $1,170,000,000
Delta Gas Mask $1,076,250,001
Marauder Boots $1,045,000,000
Marauder Pants $970,499,995
Welding Helmet $880,000,017
Marauder Gloves $601,499,999
Delta Body $375,000,001
Delta Pants $336,999,499
Delta Boots $276,000,001
Delta Gloves $216,667,494
Assault Body $191,562,500
Assault Pants $130,749,500
Assault Boots $88,750,000
Riot Helmet $79,937,500
Assault Gloves $78,600,000
Riot Body $75,475,012
Assault Helmet $75,000,000
Riot Boots $64,750,000
Riot Pants $62,688,599
Dune Boots $62,662,500
Riot Gloves $62,499,998
Dune Vest $60,846,750
Dune Gloves $57,907,917
Dune Helmet $57,629,001
Dune Pants $57,309,000
Motorcycle Helmet $35,986,111
Flexible Body Armor $7,500,000
Medieval Helmet $5,775,000
Liquid Body Armor $3,699,995
Combat Vest $2,674,759
Combat Helmet $2,495,025
Combat Pants $2,281,910
Combat Boots $1,874,978
Combat Gloves $1,603,149
Outer Tactical Vest $554,050
Kevlar Gloves $238,328
WWII Helmet $53,298
Full Body Armor $44,745
Safety Boots $42,489
Bulletproof Vest $23,290
Construction Helmet $8,287
Police Vest $6,499
Flak Jacket $3,310
Hiking Boots $3,071
Chain Mail $2,289
Leather Vest $788
Leather Pants $624
Leather Helmet $488
Leather Boots $437
Leather Gloves $310